I write words and am bad at branding.
An essay on the first episode of Kamen Rider Gaim for t-shirt magnate SEIBEI.
Sci-fi and fantasy book reviews for Bookgasm.
A look at the day-glo '80s insanity, and aging boomer hipster patois, that make up Slash Maraud.
Eric Von Stroheim's Greed, On Getting Squicked Out By a 90-Year-Old Film.
I, Claudius and Claudius the God. Also the time Caligula maybe ate a woolly mammoth.
My treatise on how Downton Abbey is way too similar to Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
Asimov's Foundation trilogy.
Why I Can't Read Lovecraft.
James Baldwin's Another Country.
Hans Fallada's quietly devastating WWII novel Every Man Dies Alone.
The Bond Ouroboros.
The greatest science fiction song ever sung.
Jaime and Mike; Or, on Learning to Appreciate El-P.
"Without galoshes, Europe is bound to sit and weep!"
Sean Howe's Marvel Comics: The Untold Story.
The time I revealed the true danger of Fifty Shades of Grey.
The first-person historical song, the height of Johnny Cash's kitsch, and Dr. Doctor.
I think my Tumblr's pretty cool, and I update it regularly, so you should keep up with me there. I also sometimes write long, self-indulgent things for my own site. Plus: Twitter!