I write fiction for myself (for now), and things on the Internet. Below are some of my favorites.

An essay on the first episode of Kamen Rider Gaim for t-shirt magnate SEIBEI.

An essay on the first episode of Kamen Rider Gaim for t-shirt magnate SEIBEI.

Sci-fi and fantasy book reviews for Bookgasm.

Sci-fi and fantasy book reviews for Bookgasm.

A look at the day-glo '80s insanity, andĀ aging boomer hipster patois, that make up Slash Maraud.

A look at the day-glo '80s insanity, and aging boomer hipster patois, that make up Slash Maraud.

Eric Von Stroheim's Greed, On Getting Squicked Out By a 90-Year-Old Film.

Eric Von Stroheim's Greed, On Getting Squicked Out By a 90-Year-Old Film.

I, Claudius and Claudius the God. Also the time Caligula maybe ate a woolly mammoth.

I, Claudius and Claudius the God. Also the time Caligula maybe ate a woolly mammoth.

My treatise on how Downton Abbey is way too similar to Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

My treatise on how Downton Abbey is way too similar to Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

Asimov's Foundation trilogy.

Asimov's Foundation trilogy.

Why I Can't Read Lovecraft.

Why I Can't Read Lovecraft.

James Baldwin's Another Country.

James Baldwin's Another Country.

Hans Fallada's quietly devastating WWII novel Every Man Dies Alone.

Hans Fallada's quietly devastating WWII novel Every Man Dies Alone.

The Bond Ouroboros.

The Bond Ouroboros.

The greatest science fiction song ever sung.

The greatest science fiction song ever sung.

Jaime and Mike; Or, on Learning to Appreciate El-P.

Jaime and Mike; Or, on Learning to Appreciate El-P.

"Without galoshes, Europe is bound to sit and weep!"

"Without galoshes, Europe is bound to sit and weep!"

Sean Howe's Marvel Comics: The Untold Story.

Sean Howe's Marvel Comics: The Untold Story.

The time I revealed the true danger of Fifty Shades of Grey.

The time I revealed the true danger of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Essential Warlock.

Essential Warlock.

The first-person historical song, the height of Johnny Cash's kitsch, and Dr. Doctor.

The first-person historical song, the height of Johnny Cash's kitsch, and Dr. Doctor.

I think my Tumblr's pretty cool, and I update it regularly, so you should keep up with me there. I also sometimes write long, self-indulgent things for my own site. Plus: Twitter!